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    Friday, October 22nd, 2004
    9:18 pm
    Well, hi.

    IS ANYONE STILL ON NEOPETS?!

    Because I think I'm not IP-Banned anymore.

    So add me. As zordy_is_baaack.

    K?

    K.
    1 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Friday, July 30th, 2004
    8:16 pm
    Just so you all know, I'm still alive. o.O
    4 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Saturday, June 12th, 2004
    4:52 pm
    I haven't updated in a long time.

    I'm turning 19 in 9 days. You should all buy me presents. :P

    And...guess what? This made me laugh like a maniac.

    Type your username with your:

    nose: 237ids-aop0rd7
    elbow: wyked-zokrfdy (so close)
    tongue: wyked-zordy (I'm good with my tongue. xD)
    chin: 32wykjierddfzxoifrddsxy
    feet: dcxsdsdxy7uhkijmwe32sredf-0sxao9re4fddfey
    my eyes closed and with one finger: wykeda04ey (I'm bad with my eyes closed.)
    back of my hand: way7jikewwsdas9 eb45sdry
    palm: 3qw4hykjlsedxs-0z9ird5e6sdxey
    mouse: 2wyke3d-zordy
    wrist: swfryjhnukj,erdds0-zxvciolrtdfhy

    xD I am teh R0xx0rz.
    3 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Saturday, April 24th, 2004
    11:30 pm
    For those of you who have seen Kill Bill...
    Here it is, in six easy steps. (Volume One)

    First, become the bride. )
    5 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Saturday, April 10th, 2004
    10:43 pm
    Wow, a long entry.
    And No Lj-cut for you bitches. HAHAHA. Anyways, tomorrow's easter. And I can drink pop again. I gave up pop for lent. :D

    Alright, here goes the survey taking.

    THE BASICS
    Full name - Joshua Nathaniel Davies
    Birthday - June 21st.
    Sign - Right on the cusp between Gemini and Cancer.
    Place of birth - Shannon, Ireland.
    Pets - A siberian husky named Brandy.
    Siblings - An older sister by the name of Nicole.
    Hair color - Black, at the moment. Naturally blonde.
    Eye color - Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
    Height - 6'4. (Did I already take this survey?)
    What time is it right now? 10:47 P.M.

    FAVES
    Movie - Finding Nemo, Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghost Ship, Rocky Horror.
    Store - Hot Topic, bitches.
    Relative - My uncle Matt.
    Sport - Hockey.
    Ice cream flavor - Peppermint bonbon.
    Candy - Skittles.
    Class - I don't have classes. If I did, English.
    Holiday - Hmmmm....St. Patrick's Day.
    Name for a girl - Gabrielle, Flannery
    Name for a boy - Isaac, Phoenix.
    Article of clothing - Umm....shirt.
    Singer - YOU LIKE MANDY MOORE, CHELSEA? I would have to say....I dunno.
    Band - Maroon 5.
    TV show - Hmmmm...I'm gonna go with Chelsea and say Celebrity Mole. The first season was better than the second one. xD
    Actor - Jack Nicholson or Jack Black.
    Actress - Drew Barrymore.
    Food - Steak!
    Number- 2, 13, 21
    Disney character- Pluto or Pumbaa.
    Board game - Monopoly?
    Color - Green or Red.
    Drink- Coke.
    DO YOU..
    Like to give hugs? Sure, why not?
    Walk in the rain? Chelsea's stealing all my fucking answers. xD
    Like black or blue pens? Blue.
    Dress up on Halloween? Nah. Unless I'm in the mood.
    Like to travel? Not really.
    Want to get married? I'm not sure.
    Have stuffed animals? A few.
    Go on vacation? Sometimes...I'm saving up to move to Ireland sometime soon.
    Ëver sing in the shower? Of course! xD
    Have a cell phone? Phones are the most annoying things in the world.
    Believe in God? Nah. Yet I still celebrate lent.
    Have a car? Yes, yes I do. :D
    Have enemies? Of course.
    Sleep with stuffed animals? No. Stuffed animals are for sex and sex onl-did I just type that out loud?
    Type with your fingers on the right keys: Umm...yeah, unlsshdshj U dwite siwt sjttis/

    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT..
    Bill Clinton? Umm...can we say sexy? xD No.
    Smoking? I used to, but I quit a while back.
    Eating disorders? I don't like 'em.
    Jerry Springer? JERRY JERRY JERRY. No.
    Tattoos? I HAVE THEM. I HAVE THEM.
    Piercings? I have ONE. But it hurt.
    Makeup? No. Just...no.
    Instant messenger? If my dad hadn't deleted it.
    Sex and the City? Never seen it.
    MTV? Nope.

    THIS OR THAT..
    Pierced nose or tongue.. Nose.
    Serious/funny.. Funny.
    Single/taken.. I'm in two minds...
    Simple/complicated.. Simple.
    7th heaven/Dawsons Creek.. Neither. Damn them WB shows...
    Silver/gold.. Silver.
    Sugar/salt.. Salt. Goes on everything.
    Chocolate/flowers.. Chocolate.
    Sunrise/sunset.. Sunset.
    M&Ms/Skittles.. Skittles.
    Rap/rock.. Rock. I can't stand rap.
    Hot/cold.. Hot.
    Tall/short.. Tall.
    Sun/moon.. Moon.
    Vanilla/chocolate.. Chocolate.
    Half empty/half full.. Gimme a fuckin' refill.
    Sneakers/sandals.. Sneakers. Exposed feet scare me. o.O
    Mexican/Italian food.. Italian.
    Nike/Adidas.. Nike.
    Music/TV.. Music.
    Guys/girls.. Girls. (Chelsea's no lezzie? But I thought...)
    Hugs/kisses.. Kisses.

    RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS
    Do you have a crush on someone? Umm...nah.
    If yes, do they know? Sure, why not?
    Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend? On Neopets.
    Do you want one if no? - Umm..
    What do you look for in a guy/girl? Sense of humor, personality.
    Is it okay to flirt if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? A little bit...you can't go over the top.

    FOR GIRLS ONLY! (Let's pretend I'm a girl, now.
    Smarter or more athletic guy? Umm...Athletic.
    Would you date an older guy? LYK, OMG~!!!1 OF COURSE!!
    Would you date a younger guy? OMG, NO!!!11!!!11oneoneoneone!1
    Whats the worst thing a guy could ever do? LYK, DUMP ME~!~!
    Long or short hair for a guy? IN BETWEEN, DUH!!!!111
    Describe your dream guy: No thanks.

    HAVE YOU EVER..

    Smoked? Yesh.
    Gotten drunk? Yep.
    Watched porn? I prefer not to answer.
    Had an eating disorder? Never in my entire life.
    Beaten someone up? Nah.
    Sneaked out of the house? All the time.
    Been in love? Yes.
    Dyed your hair? Only about once a month...
    Cut your own hair? Yep. Gave myself a mohawk once. :D My parents were PISSED.
    Told your mom/dad to shut up? Of course!
    Failed a class on a report card? Yeah. Freshman year, which is why I was Saluatorian. I HAD A FUCKING 4.7.
    Tried to kill yourself? Does running into oncoming traffic count?
    Tried to kill someone else? Nah, I'm pretty much a pacifist.
    Wanted to kill yourself? Yep.
    Wanted to kill someone else? Yeah. Scratch that pacifist comment.
    Called some one a bitch/asshole? Yep.
    Faked sick to get out of something? Yessum.
    Skipped school/class? All the time. :D


    OTHER STUFF..

    Are you a night or morning person? Night.
    What do you want to be when you grow up? A musician or an actor. I HAVE DREAMS.
    Do you believe in true love? Yep.
    What do you think about before you go to bed? Lemons.
    How do you get money? By working.
    When was the last time you cried? I don't remember.
    Whats the best advice you've ever gotten? Expect the unexpected.
    Whats the worst sickness you've ever had? Bronchitis.
    What color are your kitchen plates? WHAT THE HELL?! Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
    Whats on your mouse pad? A gateway symbol.
    What book are you reading right now? I dunno. (Chelsea actually finished OotP?! Wowwwwww.)
    How many rings before you answer the phone? None. This is what answering machines are for.
    Storms: cool or scary? Cool.
    Whats under your bed? Umm...stuff.
    What time is it now? 11:18

    Current Mood: tired
    6 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Friday, April 9th, 2004
    8:22 pm
    My entries all seem so short, except for the jokes and surveys. It's funny. xD

    Weeeeeeeee!

    OH MY GOD! I SAW THIS ONE KID RIDING DOWN A HILL IN A WHEELCHAIR GOING REALLY REALLY FAST AND HE WAS LIKE "WEEEEEE!"
    1 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Monday, April 5th, 2004
    3:52 pm
    So, an Irish man, a Scottish man, and an American man go to the local pub for a few drinks, and each orders a beer. Well, this pub happens to be buzzing with flies, and a fly lands in each man's glass.
    The American man looks at his glass, pushes it away, and refuses to touch it.
    The Irish man looks at his glass, calmly takes the fly out, and just drinks his beer as if nothing has happened.
    The Scottish man looks at his glass, takes the fly out, and shakes it up and down screaming "Spit it out, you bloody bastard! SPIT IT OUT!"

    So an Irishman walks past a pub...


    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
    It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$60,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
    $900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
    1 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Sunday, April 4th, 2004
    12:49 pm
    I've got 2 things for you guys to fill out. :P
    Have we ever hugged?
    Have we ever kissed?
    Have we ever danced with each other?
    Have you ever seen me cry?
    Have you seen me undressed?
    Have I ever offended you?
    Would you date me?
    Would you marry me?
    Would you die for me?
    Am I attractive?
    What do I usually look like when you see me?
    Do i remind you of anyone else you know?
    Do you enjoy my company?
    Do you think we will be friends in 5 years?
    Has there been anything you wanted to tell me, but didn't?
    What advice would you give me, in general?
    Is there a song that reminds you of me?


    1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
    2. Am I lovable?
    3. How long have you known me?
    4. When and how did we first meet?
    5. What was your first impression?
    6. Do you still think that way about me now?
    7. What do you think my weakness is?
    8. Do you think I'll get married?
    9. What makes me happy?
    10. What makes me sad?
    11. What reminds you of me?
    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13. How well do you know me?
    14. When's the last time you saw me?
    15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
    16. Do you think I could kill someone?
    17. Describe me in one word.
    18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
    19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
    20. Would you ever want to kiss me?
    21. Have you ever wanted to ask me out?
    22. Are you going to put this on your LJ and see what I say about you?

    Fill them out, bitches. xD
    10 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Saturday, April 3rd, 2004
    9:43 pm
    I have a wonderful icon journal. Check it out.

    http://www.greatestjournal.com/allpics.bml?user=connorhea

    MUAHAHAHA. That's a lot of icons, bub.
    1 lit their wand | Lumos!
    1:56 pm
    Alright, bitches. xD I found a retarded animal babies community. Go join, for fuck's sake.

    [info]tardanimalbaby
    2 lit their wand | Lumos!
    1:07 pm
    GIMME A FUCKING LAYOUT. o.O
    2 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Friday, April 2nd, 2004
    12:57 pm
    Look at this. Dumbass. o.O
    Lumos!
    Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
    11:01 am
    I need a new layout, bitch. xD
    6 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Sunday, March 28th, 2004
    4:18 pm
    3 lit their wand | Lumos!
    3:21 pm
    Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results
    Warmth ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
    Intellect ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
    Emotional Stability ||||||||| 26%
    Aggressiveness ||||||||||||||| 46%
    Liveliness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
    Dutifulness ||||||||| 22%
    Social Assertiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
    Sensitivity ||||||||| 30%
    Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
    Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
    Introversion |||||||||||| 34%
    Anxiety ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
    Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
    Independence |||||||||||| 34%
    Perfectionism ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
    Tension ||||||||||||||| 42%
    Take Free 16pf based Personality Test
    personality tests by similarminds.com


    Current Mood: confused
    Lumos!
    Saturday, March 27th, 2004
    10:59 pm
    QUESTION!
    Who's f0rg0tten?! Were they on Neo? I want to know...perhaps if I knew them...and is anyone else from Neo on here?

    My MSN was deleted, and I'm being banned from the comp if I ever download it again. Fucking parents...
    8 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Friday, March 26th, 2004
    5:35 pm
    Somebody should tell Chelsea to add me, damnit. xD
    4 lit their wand | Lumos!
    Sunday, March 21st, 2004
    4:44 pm




    How random are you?

    this quiz was made by alanna
    2 lit their wand | Lumos!
    4:13 pm
    A survey, stolen from Alana.
    THE RANDOM QUESTION SURVEY
    001) What time are you starting this?: 4:14 PM.
    002) Name?: Josh.
    003) Date of birth?: June 21st.
    004) Sex?: Male, last time I checked.
    005) Height?: 6'4
    006) Eye color?: Green/brown.
    008) Location?: Minnesota.
    009) Where were you born?: Ireland, bitch.
    010) Have you ever failed a grade?: No.
    011) If you have, what grade did you fail?: Umm...look above.
    012) Do you have crush on someone?: Hahaha.
    013) Do you have a bf/gf?: I think so. xD
    014) If so, what is their name?: Hmm...Kristen, I believe. IF SHE STILL TALKS TO ME!
    015) How long have you been together?: Ummm...
    016) What are you wearing right now?: A t-shirt and jeans.
    018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: Yeah. xD
    019) Are you a virgin?: Nope.
    020) Do you smoke?: Occasionally.
    021) Do you drink?: Occasionally.
    022) Are you ghetto?: Hell no, bitch. xD Nooo.
    023) Are you a player?: What the fuck?
    024) What are your favorite colors?: Red and Black. Is that a color?
    025) What is your favorite animal?: Penguins.
    026) Do you have any birthmarks?: Yep.
    027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: Haha! No.
    029) Have you ever beat someone up?: No, I'm not a very violent person.
    030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: I don't talk on the phone. I think it's the most annoying thing in the world.
    031) Have you ever been slapped?: Yeah, many times.
    032) Do you get online a lot?: Eh, a few times a week.
    033) Are you shy or outgoing?: A little bit in between.
    034) Do you shower?: Umm...yeah.
    035) Do you hate school?: I'M NOT IN SCHOOL! MWARHAR!
    036) Do you have a social life?: Not at all. xD
    037) How easily do you trust people?: I don't trust anyone.
    038) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: Yes.
    039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: xD Yes. I have many of them.
    040) Would you ever sky dive?: Yes!
    041) Do you like to dance?: Sure, why not?
    068) Have you ever been out of state?: Yeah...
    069) Do you like to travel?: Umm...when I'm in the mood. xD
    070) Have you ever been expelled from school?: No.
    071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: Yes. xD
    071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: I am out of my hometown. Ugh?!
    072) Are you spoiled?: Nope.
    073) Are you a brat?: Haha! I'm a perfect little angel!
    074) Have you ever been dumped?: Yeah. x.X
    075) Have you ever gotten high?: Many a time. Shh. :o!
    076) What's your favorite drink?: Coke.
    077) Do you like Snapple?: LYK OH MAI GAWD I LUV SNAPPLE! ELL EMM EFF AY OH!
    078) Do you drink a lot of water?: No.
    079) What toothpaste do you use?: Umm...that creamy white stuff. (That sounded SO wrong. xD)
    080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: No. DID I NOT JUST SAY PHONES ARE THE MOST ANNOYING THINGS IN THE WORLD?!
    081) Do you have a curfew?: Not really...
    082) Who do you look up to?: Nobody! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
    083) Are you a role model?: Sure, why not?
    084) Have you ever been to Six Flags?: Nope.
    085) What name brand do you wear the most?: Umm...clothes.
    086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: Now, let's all pretend Josh wears jewelry...
    087) What do you have pierced?: Eyebrow. xD
    088) What do you want pierced?: Umm...My..*cough* NO. That would hurt!
    089) Do you like taking pictures?: Yeah.
    090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: Hell no.
    091) Do you have a tan?: Not at the moment.
    092) Do you get annoyed easily?: BY THE DAMN PHONE RINGING.
    093) Have you ever started a rumor?: Sure.
    094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: STOP WITH ALL THE PHONE SHIT.
    095) Do you have your own pool?: No.
    096) Do you have any siblings?: A sister.
    097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs? Boxer-briefs. xD I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR.
    098) Have you ever been played?: What?
    099) Have you ever played anyone?: What? xD
    100) Do you get along with your parents?: Not in the least. xD
    102) How do you vent your anger?: Killing a random person. xD
    103) Have you ever run away?: Yep.
    104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: No, let's all pretend Josh has a job...
    105) Do you even have a job?: SHUT IT. xD
    106) Do you daydream a lot?: Yeah.
    107) Do you have a lot of exes?: A few.
    108) Do you run your mouth?: Sometimes.
    109) What do you want a tattoo of?: Umm...nothing.
    110) What do you have a tattoo of?: Dragons on my back, twin crabs on my neck.
    111) What are your favorite flowers?: Umm...poison ivy.
    112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: My ex? Tall, dark hair.
    113) What does your most recent crush look like?: I dunno. Crush? Let's all pretend Josh has a crush.
    114) Have you ever been bitched out?: All the time.
    115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: An hour ago. xD
    116) Are you rude?: No, you son of a bitch.
    117) What was the last compliment you received?: Ummmmmmmmmm...
    118) Do you like getting dirty?: GOTTA GET...DIRRTY.
    119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: Innie.
    120) Are you flexible?: Nope.
    121) What is your heritage?: Irish, Dutch, Swedish.
    122) What is your lucky number?: 2
    123) What does your hair look like right now?: Umm...frazzled.
    124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: Nope.
    125) When was your last real heartbreak?: When I was 15.
    126) Describe your looks?: Tall, short hair, horse teeth. Heeyuck!
    127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: RED!
    128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: Maybe.
    129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: Maybe.
    130) When was the last time you were drunk?: Last week. IT WAS ST. PATRICK'S DAY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
    131) When was the last time you went on a date?: I don't remember.
    135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: Nope.
    136) Do you have one now?: No.
    137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: I don't answer the phone. THIS IS WHAT ANSWERING MACHINES ARE FOR.
    138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: Yes.
    140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: Father.
    141) Do you cry a lot?: No.
    142) Do you ever cry to get your way?: Haha...once. My sister found it disturbing.
    143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: xD I don't know.
    144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: Goodbye.
    145) Are you the romantic type?: No.
    146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: Nope.
    147) What do you like most about your body?: Let's all pretend that Josh likes his body...
    148) What do you like least about your body?: EVERYTHING! xD
    150) When was the last time you threw up?: Last week.
    151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Brunettes.
    152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: Red and black.
    153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: Let's all pretend Josh has belly shirts...
    154) What about cleavage?: ...and cleavage.
    155) Is your best friend a virgin?: Yesireebob.
    158) What color are your underwear right now?: They're SPONGEBOB. xD
    159) What theme does your room have?: Umm...whips and chains. xD No.
    160) What size shoe do you wear? 13 1/2
    161) What jewelry are you wearing now?: Didn't I already answer this question?
    162) What is your screen name on AIM?: Let's all pretend Josh has AIM...
    163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: Sure.
    164) How are you feeling right now?: Hungry.
    165) When was the last time you were at a party?: Last week.
    167) What do you sleep in?: THE NUDE. xD No.
    168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: Maybe, how the hell would I know?
    169) What is one of your bad qualities?: Nail-biting.
    170) What is one of your good qualities?: I have good qualities?
    171) Would you marry for money?: No.
    172) What do you drive?: A golf cart. No, seriously. xD
    174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: Neither.
    175) What's does your lj username mean?: I dunno.
    176) What's your favorite lj to read?: Ummmm...
    177) When was the last time you cried in school?: Never.
    178) Do you wear Chucks?: Nope.
    179) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: Let's all pretend Josh was a girl...
    180) What time are you finishing this?: 4:40 PM...damn MSN convos.

    Current Mood: hungry
    2 lit their wand | Lumos!
    3:57 pm
    Well, hi.
    It's JOSH! And everyone on neopets should tell everyone else to add me. So yeah. Have fun!

    Oh, and I'm not new to the journal stuff. I have another journal on this site, but it's for me and only me. :P For reasons none of you shall know. Oh, and if you DO find it by any chance, then read on. You'll only be able to read about 5 entries, because it's friends only. So NYAH. :P

    Current Mood: content
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